Petey
Resident Long-Drive Champion
Petey is the guy you want around anytime the fairway looks just a little too long. Rumor has it his entire bag is three clubs: the driver out of the box, a wedge, and a putter — because apparently everything in between is just taking up space. He brings plenty of style to the course, but even more importantly, he brings the good time. Whether he’s bombing one over the trees or convincing the group that the next hole absolutely calls for driver, Petey keeps the energy high.
- Clubs in bag
- 3 (no regrets)
- Go-to call
- “That’s driver.”
- Crew duty
- Chief of good times
Don
3-Wood Specialist & Self-Appointed DJ
While everyone else is debating whether to hit driver, Don has already piped a 3-wood down the middle. He also serves as the unofficial — and completely self-appointed — DJ of Be Great Golf, making him responsible for both the fairways and the playlist. More than anything, Don is the master of good vibes, with a remarkable ability to keep the group loose no matter what the scorecard says.
- Weapon of choice
- 3-wood, dead center
- Also handles
- The playlist
- Volume policy
- Up. Always up.
Wayne
Mr. Back Nine
Wayne is the guy you want standing over the ball when the match gets tight on the back nine. He has a habit of finding the clutch birdie exactly when it’s needed, which is why he’s the first pick in every scramble. Drive it into the trees, miss a three-footer, find a bunker you didn’t know existed — no problem, the next one is going to be pure. Calm, clutch, and always ready for the comeback, Wayne makes sure the round is never over until the final putt drops.
- Specialty
- Back-nine birdies
- Scramble draft
- First pick, every time
- Motto
- Never a bad next shot